The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free
By Jamie KellyBook - 2010
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Then they walked little Ricky out. All he had on were his diapers.
All eight of them.
He was wearing the one he wore over to Angeline's, plus the seven that Isabella had layered on. We didn't notice because, as I mentioned earlier, Ricky is on the tubby side of fat.
Aaaaaand we're not getting the endorsement from Mrs. twining I'd hoped for.
Isabella said she knew that she was supposed to change Ricky's diapers, but it occurred to her that if she just covered the dirty one with a fresh one it would lock in the stink, and wasn't that the point anyway? (When you think about it, she was pretty much right.)
When the stink started leaking out, Isabella got the impression that Ricky was kind of messing with her, so she kept adding layers. She asked Mrs. Twining if she had ever got that impression about Ricky, or if Ricky maybe had a bad attitude or something.
It got a little worse from there, and we got a lecture from Mrs. Twining about how important it is to take care of babies properly
“School prepares you for the real world but I want the fake world. TEEHEE”
“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”
“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”
“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building.
“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”
“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”
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